Freeform, a Disney owned channel that caters to teenagers and young adults released a teaser for an upcoming series Siren. The general layout is that a mysterious girl shows up in the town of Bristol Cove, is revealed to be an ancient sea creature and accidentally starts a war. Uhm…thanks? Drop by anytime!

Let’s take a look:

Alrighty, well that didn’t really tell us much. I wonder if these Sirens will be implementing any Sea to land weaponry in this war. I don’t see the teeth and claws going very far in this day and age. Sirens apparently have the ability to lure their prey with music and such but that can be overcome with earplugs and or counter acoustic measures. Yes, that’s right, I have often contemplated a war with mermaid creatures and am fully confident in the end we can kick their scaly behinds.

Siren starring Eline Powell, Alex Roe, Ian Verdun, Rena Owen and Chad Rook airs on Freeform March 29, 2018