We saw the teaser trailer so now we have the ‘full’ trailer…
Directed by André Øvredal and written by a slew of writers (Dan Hageman, Kevin Hageman, John August, Guillermo del Toro, Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton) Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark deals with a group of teens who have to face their fears in order to save their lives.
“Who ordered the chicken?”
Why was Tommy in the middle of the cornfield at night? Did he have unfinished business with ‘Harold’ that is NSFW?. Surely he wasn’t planting corn…and don’t tell me cutting through the cornfield made for some kind of shortcut. That field looked huge.
If you put the book back where you found it and stop reading the stories will that keep people from being killed?
Just yammering for the fun of it but I suspect this will be the kind of the movie that makes you want to throw something at the screen because the solution to the problem is glaringly obvious.
Not theater worthy…but it looks like it would be a decent Saturday night rental.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark starring Zoe Colletti, Michael Garza, Austin Abrams, Gabriel Rush, Austin Zajur, Natalie Ganzhorn, Dean Norris, Gil Bellows, Lorraine Toussaint and Javier Botet creeps into theaters August 9th.